you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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