Its about making memories worth repressing
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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