So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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