do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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