His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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