I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Someone came in the potted fern
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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