Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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