shes about as inviting as chlamydia
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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