I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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