problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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