And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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