butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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