you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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