Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
honey bunches of taint.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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