There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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