If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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