I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Randomize
