How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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