margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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