Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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