i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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