After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
There's always time for handjobs
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
