i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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