So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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