wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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