oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
All I want is dick and wine.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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