How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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