I can't breathe out the right side of my face
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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