My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I did not marry a roomba.
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