i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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