i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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