i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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