His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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