windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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