So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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