is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I currently don't understand fingers.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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