doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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