Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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