He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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