I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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