That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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