I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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