Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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