if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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