i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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