who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
