If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Randomize
