she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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