Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
how drunk are you?
Several
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
