Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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