I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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