Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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